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The Little Retreat Quotes: Friendship, Love, Sex, Women, Men
God created sex. Priests created marriage.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% lethality.

I have been told that in order to reach inner peace and eternal happiness I have to resolve to find myself, to be what I am, to realize my authentic self. I am not sure what to do with this advice, because if it is true, I would have to resolve to become a slut.
Unknown Female Philosopher

Anyone who doesn't have a mistress is a nincompoop.
Francis I of France

Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.
Walter Bagehot

It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
Brigitte Bardot

Variety is the spice of life.

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.
Honore de Balzac

The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she loves, or on whom she simply depends, is want of courage.
Joseph Conrad

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
H.L. Mencken

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H.L. Mencken

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
Helen Rowland

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Honore de Balzac

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

Keep telling a woman that she is unique if you want to get from her what you can get from any woman.
Some lucky fat guy

Very learned women are to be found, in the same manner as female warriors; but they are seldom or never inventors.

Women in dual-earner households are gaining in job status and earnings ... giving them more clout at work and at home.
Sue Shellenbarger

Women right after fourteen years are called ladies by the men. Therefore seeing that there is nothing else for them, but only to sleep with men, they begin to beautify themselves and in this put all hopes. So it is valuable to make sure they understand that they are honored for nothing else than to appear orderly and modest.

Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love.
Charles Peguy

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Walter Bagehot

You can only really be friends with someone when you're really angry at the rest of the world with them.

We often choose a friend as we do a mistress - for no particular excellence in themselves, but merely from some circumstance that flatters our self-love.
William Hazlitt

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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