The Little Retreat Quotes: Love & Sex
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% lethality.
Unknown

I have been told that in order to reach inner peace and eternal happiness I have to resolve to find myself, to be what I am, to realize my authentic self. I am not sure what to do with this advice, because if it is true, I would have to resolve to become a slut.
Unknown Female Philosopher

Anyone who doesn't have a mistress is a nincompoop.
Francis I of France

Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.
Walter Bagehot

It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
Brigitte Bardot

Variety is the spice of life.
Unknown

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.
Honore de Balzac

The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she loves, or on whom she simply depends, is want of courage.
Joseph Conrad

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
H.L. Mencken

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H.L. Mencken

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
Helen Rowland

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Honore de Balzac