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The Little Retreat Quotes: Witty & Snappy

Why compare gray and dark gray instead of comparing black and white?
Some ugly woman

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
Benjamin Disraeli

The Boss: Tell me again what the issue is. Dilbert: Do you want the simple but misleading explanation or the one you won't understand? The Boss: Either one is good, I wasn't planning on listening.
Dilbert by Scott Adams

A beardless jew is the same as a bearded jewess.

Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.
Gershon Legman

Life is a struggle. Before lunch - with hunger, and after lunch - with sleepiness.

I'm confused... wait, maybe I am not.
A T-shirt

Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
a T-shirt

Excuse me for talking while you're interrupting.

Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
Mark Twain

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