The Little Retreat Quotes: Witty & Snappy
Why compare gray and dark gray instead of comparing black and white?
Some ugly woman
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that
you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That
all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
Benjamin Disraeli
The Boss: Tell me again what the issue is. Dilbert: Do you want the simple but
misleading explanation or the one you won't understand? The Boss: Either one
is good, I wasn't planning on listening.
Dilbert by Scott Adams
A beardless jew looks as ugly as a bearded jewess.
Unknown
I'm confused... wait, maybe I am not.
A T-shirt
Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
a T-shirt